The Last Pirate

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lyrics

They say a pirate’s life for me,
but pirates of what century?
Are there corsairs in sailing ships
or torrent-trading little shits?
On P2P or the high seas?
Will there be blood or C&D’s?

Don’t make Anonymous upset.
Thank God I haven’t crossed them yet.
Are they peg-legged with parrot pets
or basement rats afraid of sex?
Somewhere I think they missed a step
’cause they don’t look like Johnny Depp.

Yo ho ho, is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody know? Yo ho!
Sail away, set a course for Pirate Bay
’cause the last pirate’s fighting with the MPAA.
Yo ho, is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody show? Yo ho!
Sail away, set a course for Pirate Bay
’cause the last pirate’s fighting with the RIAA.

Will nothing stop them in their tracks?
God knows they’ve tried to patch their cracks
with DRM they can’t decrypt,
maybe a disc that can’t be ripped.
There’s blood on everybody’s hands…
…oh shit I think we killed the fans.

Yo ho ho, is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody know? Yo ho!
Sail away, set a course for Pirate Bay
’cause the last pirate’s fighting with the MPAA.
Yo ho, is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody show? Yo ho!
Sail away, set a course for Pirate Bay
’cause the last pirate’s fighting with the USA.

Yo ho ho, is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody know? Yo ho!
Sail away, set a course for Pirate Bay
’cause the last pirate’s fighting with the MPAA.
Yo ho, is there nowhere left to go?
When the booty calls does anybody show? Yo ho!
Sail away, set a course for Pirate Bay
’cause the last pirate’s fighting,
the last pirate’s fighting,
the last pirate’s fighting with the RIAA.

Music and Lyrics © Matthew Ebel Entertainment

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from The Lives of Dexter Peterson, released April 15, 2012

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Matthew Ebel Boston, Massachusetts

I call myself a piano rocker, but I’m really just kind of a goofball. I’ve been playing the piano since age 5, discovered electronic music at 12, and made this stuff my career in '99. Since then I’ve played the Grand Ole Opry, been quoted in Rolling Stone, and made a name for myself in new media. I’ve been playing piano rock full-time since 2007 and since then I’ve never looked back. ... more

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