The 12 Days of Christmas in Space

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On the first day of Christmas my robot gave to me
a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the second day of Christmas my robot gave to me
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the third day of Christmas my captain gave to me
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the fourth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the fifth day of Christmas my robot gave to me
five golden rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the sixth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
six lousy fanfics
five golden rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the seventh day of Christmas my robot gave to me
seven cans of hairspray
six lousy fanfics
five gold-plated platinum rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the eighth day of Christmas my robot gave to me
eight zombie groupies
seven cans of hairspray
six lousy fanfics
five gold-plated platinum rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the ninth day of Christmas my captain gave to me
nine needed upgrades
nine needed upgrades
nine needed upgrades
nine needed upgrades…
five gold-plated platinum rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the tenth day of Christmas my robot gave to me
tentacle insurance
nine needed upgrades
eight zombie groupies
seven cans of hairspray
six lousy fanfics
five gold-plated platinum-dipped depleted uranium rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my captain gave to me
eleven sappers sapping
tentacle insurance
nine needed upgrades
eight zombie groupies
seven cans of hairspray
six lousy fanfics
five gold-plated platinum-dipped depleted uranium rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my robot gave to me
twelve plates of sushi
twelve plates of sushi
twelve plates of sushi
twelve plates of sushi…
eleven sappers sapping
tentacle insurance
nine needed upgrades
eight zombie groupies
seven cans of hairspray
six lousy fanfics
five gold-plated platinum-dipped depleted uranium superconducting rings
four falling stars
three cans of oil
two rocket boots
and a ship full of AOL CD’s.

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from The High Orbit Holiday Special, released December 1, 2009

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Matthew Ebel Seattle, Washington

I call myself a piano rocker, but I’m really just kind of a goofball. I’ve been playing the piano since age 5, discovered electronic music at 12, and made this stuff my career in '99. Since then I’ve played the Grand Ole Opry, been quoted in Rolling Stone, and made a name for myself in new media. I’ve been playing piano rock full-time since 2007 and since then I’ve never looked back. ... more

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